Like A Blueberry Goldfish

Wyatt Lamoureux, Alyson Beckwith and Jean Parker in the 2024 Port Hope production.

Like A Blueberry Goldfish

Jess and Chloe are taking a break from their jobs in the perfume department of a major store. They head to their favourite park bench and talk about their lives and loves - until they are interrupted by Gerard, who objects to their language. The women deploy a sure-fire technique they've learned with difficult customers and, before you can say 'like', Gerard has been won over. He probably never stood a chance.

Like A Blueberry Goldfish premiered at the Port Hope Arts Festival in August 2024 and was remounted at the Northumberland Festival of the Arts in September 2024. The cast consisted of Alyson Beckwith, Wyatt Lamoureux and Jean Parker. Anne Page directed. 

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